Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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