that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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