I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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