Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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