Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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