if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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