She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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