Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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