He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
