she was so not down for the gang bang
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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