Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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