Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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