real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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