I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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