Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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