glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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