What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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