This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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