If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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