question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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