I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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