Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
