I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize