Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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