well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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