Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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