worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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