Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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