It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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