In America we eat man semen.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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