glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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