1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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