Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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