PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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