Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize