Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
