arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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