just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
