We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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