just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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