He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You may now shotgun with the bride
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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