you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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