Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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