I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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