We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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