Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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