Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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