Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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