Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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