yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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