Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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