Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
either way he was missing a nipple.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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