it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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