Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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