guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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